Entries Tagged as ‘Piss take’

March 30, 2006

Not Blogging (otherwise known as nogging)

Stuart Kennedy is the technology editor of The Australian, a national here newspaper down under. I thought I'd link to Stuart's mirthful recent column Nogging to say, and we meme it if for no other reason than just to make his nog part of the "great online conversation". It's cool, hey?

February 21, 2006

Thankyou for coming to Squash 5

The Naked Blogging Squash party is now officially over. Wow, what a night! You might have noticed my lack of blogging in recent days. Seriously, it’s taken me that long to get over what has to go down as the best Web 2.0 party on record!
Yes, I know that we didn’t get like 500 Web [...]

February 14, 2006

Blogs to Riches - As it should have read

So blogging makes the cover of New York magazine. Wow, hey! I’d be impressed except I’m from Australia and so don’t get if New York magazine is a big deal or not. But it’s all over memeorandum so I guess it must be. From my perspective the big problem with the story is it’s not [...]

February 13, 2006

Who’s a hypocrite now????

Can you spell the word “hypocrite” boys and girls? Don’t you love all these try-hard B-Listers like Squash, Matthew Ingram, Shelly Power, Scott Karp, Kent Newsome, Seth Finklestein and so on who can’t stop bleating about how nasty the A-List is. Shame on those big, old ‘net celebrities who only link to each [...]

February 8, 2006

Who’s a Google fanboy then?

Well about half of you reckon I’m a Google kiss arse and the other half, agree with me and think GMail rocks and would make a cool app to live in.
I want to make one thing perfectly clear. Although, you may have seen pictures that would suggest the contrary, Squash has never once kissed Larry [...]

January 23, 2006

Did Bill fix spam?

Remember when Bill Gates said that the spam problem would be solved in two years. Well, according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, the two years is up.
Quite clearly there is still spam, however Microsoft still reckons Bill was right because effective filtering methods have for the most part limited the effect that spam has on most [...]

January 11, 2006

Squash is all wanking, poo, Oprah fish smells

They say you can tell a lot about a blog, by the search terms that people use to find it (well, they probably don’t but they should).
Quite clearly then, Squash, is one classy piece of literature.
In our top search terms over the past two days, ‘wanking’ continues to reign supreme but has been challenged by [...]

January 11, 2006

More Web 2.0 Wanking

From the Bubblegeneration Strategy Lab:
On ‘Media 2.0′:
“New sources of value are laying the groundwork for an entirely new media value chain; one which leverages micromedia to deliver personalized, post-branded attentionstreams of chunked and microchunked disposable and essential media to communities of connected yet ever more hyperpolarized consumers.”
Umair Haque goes on to tell us that micromedia [...]

January 9, 2006

Google tipped to hit a million

** TRANSCRIPT **
Welcome to the Web 2.0 Wocks podcast. I’m Elmer FUD and if you’ve been keeping your eye on tech news you may have noticed the extreme valuations some analysts have been putting on Google of late. Today we speak to yet another “relatively obsure” Wall Street analyst Mr. Squash, who has upped the [...]

December 30, 2005

How dare anyone claim that Web 2.0 is wanky

To quote Steve Gillmor in a recent Gillmore Gang podcast, trying to explain something or other related to his concept of GestureBank: “An environment where the user is in control of the conduit of gestures to the cloud, rather than the cloud essentially polling through search”.
Thanks Steve, it all suddenly becomes so clear.