Phil Sim

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Did Bill fix spam?

Remember when Bill Gates said that the spam problem would be solved in two years. Well, according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, the two years is up.

Quite clearly there is still spam, however Microsoft still reckons Bill was right because effective filtering methods have for the most part limited the effect that spam has on most people’s inboxes.

We must admit we’ve not been electronically spruiked with regard to any penis-enlargement devices for quite some time, which doesn’t worry us because clearly someone like Squash has no need for such devices. But we do worry about others. If Bill has really killed spam, where does one go to find out the latest prices on Viagra or find out how to meet hot chicks who want to %$%@ you RIGHT NOW!!!!

If you miss your daily dose of spam, then mail Bill Gates today. After all, he won’t mind receiving a few thousand mails in his inbox tomorrow morning, because spam is dead. Yee-haw!

Filed under: Piss take

2 Responses

  1. penis device says:

    Just what I was looking for.
    Thanks!

  2. Great post, I’ve always wondered about that.

    Thanks!

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