Phil Sim

Web, media, PR and… footy

Who’s a Google fanboy then?

Well about half of you reckon I’m a Google kiss arse and the other half, agree with me and think GMail rocks and would make a cool app to live in.

I want to make one thing perfectly clear. Although, you may have seen pictures that would suggest the contrary, Squash has never once kissed Larry Page’s bum. Larry simply said to us, “Hey Squash, bro, is that a stain on my trousers around my left butt cheek” and Squash, being the gentleman that we are, was simply trying to get to the bottom of Larry’s problem (ho ha he, pun so intended). Unfortunately, the paparrazi just happened to be there, but hey, you’ve got to deal with this shit when you’re a big megastar #3 WordPress blogger. Yee-haw.
Anyway, it seems to me that’s its getting cooler by the day, to diss all over Google. Squash is all up for dissing up and down the big G because we’re Australian (despite the fact that our use of the word ‘diss’ would suggest otherwise) and it’s part of our national character to cut down every tall poppy we can get our hands on. But also because the last couple of time’s we did diss all over Google (re Google News and Picassa it got us lots and lots of links and traffic).

But then we found out, being nice works even better. We got to #2 on Digg with our GMail: One app to rule them all post and our traffic subsequently went nuts. So from now on, no more cynical, jaded Squash. From this point on in, we’re a fanboy of everything. 30 Boxes. Best Calendar Ever. Web 2.0. Like Wow! The blogosphere is beautiful. RSS will break through. Puke. Vomit. Hurl.

Hey, we tried!


Filed under: Piss take, Self-indulgent wanking

One Response

  1. Sav says:

    i’m a google fanboy

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